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« on: May 02, 2019, 09:43:20 PM »
Several years ago I went to my doc for what turned out to be a pretty bad case of bronchitis. She gave me a prescription to fill and then said I'd like you to get a steroid shot before you go to help you get better quicker. It crossed my mind in that moment I might be about to flash my thong, but waited until the nurse came in to find out WHERE the shot went. So the nurse comes in to give me the shot and I said, "So where's this thing go?" She says, "Your back side so I'll need you to drop your pants and underwear then put all your weight on your left leg." I thought, "Well...what the hell, I want to feel better right?" So I dropped my pants and did nothing to lower the thong for obvious reasons, she had plenty of bare real estate to put the needle in! She walks around behind me and there's a palpable pause as she gets a very clear look at my black 2xist Yback. She said nothing, but to my surprise she hikes up the elastic waistband a bit and hits me wit the needle. She had an exact spot she wanted it to go and it happened to be under the elastic. So much for not dropping the thong! I pulled my pants up and she in a very clinical tone said to call back if I wasn't feeling better in 5 days. That was it. Wasn't so bad...laughed about it later. Ah well!