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Title: A dirty situation
Post by: Hmonkey on June 08, 2017, 11:20:49 PM
Hey guys,

Not trying to be gross but does anyone have a problem with keeping their thongs clean? Wore a white one the other day and I can honestly say that I religiously wipe well, but there were still marks. Is this the norm? Should I use wet wipes ? Any info would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks,

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Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: ManThong on June 09, 2017, 11:38:38 AM
I've flip-flopped (for years) on whether or not I should write about this.  Looks like today I will.   I have at least 20 white thongs - and not the slightest stain.  The secret?  Water and quite a lot of toilet paper.   In the next week or so I'll try to document in a tasteful way.   
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: Thongman on June 09, 2017, 05:03:42 PM
After wiping VERY THOROUGHLY with toilet paper, use something like wet wipes, and use those VERY THOROUGHLY too.  I use the store brand version of  Tucks, which I carry around in the small version of the container. After I've finished wiping with them, I wipe myself off with dry toilet paper.   If you can't carry something around with you and you're away from home, then when you've finished using the toilet, flush the toilet, stick a wad of toilet paper into the water, and use that to wipe yourself thoroughly.  When you're finished, dry off with dry toilet paper.

I'm also considering installing a bidet on my toilet.  For some reason bidets never caught on in the U.S.  Apparently many Americans think that there's something wrong with using a bidet, just as they think that there's something wrong with a man wearing a thong.
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: Hmonkey on June 10, 2017, 07:28:10 AM
After wiping VERY thoroughly with toilet paper, use something like wet wipes, and use those VERY thoroughly too.  I use the store brand version of  Tucks, which I carry around in the small version of the container. After I've finished wiping with them, I wipe myself off with dry toilet paper.   If you can't carry something around with you and you're away from home, then when you've finished using the toilet, flush the toilet, stick a wad of toilet paper into the water, and use that to wipe yourself thoroughly.  When you're finished, dry off with dry toilet paper.

I'm also considering installing a bidet on my toilet.  For some reason bidets never caught on in the U.S.  Apparently many Americans think that there's something wrong with using a bidet, just as they think that there's something wrong with a man wearing a thong.


Definitely, going to have to try that method. Thank you for your input.

Honestly, I have never tried a bidet. Do they have different setting ? Or is it like a power spayer that gets all over the place?


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Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: beachlion on June 10, 2017, 08:07:42 AM
A bidet is found in most of de better houses in France. It is getting more popular in other countries in Europe, sometimes just as a fashion statement to show off. I never tried it, I relied on toilet paper and soap when under the shower. In Indonesia (and more Asian countries) you will find a bottle of water next to the toilet bowl.  Your right hand pours a little water along the dirty parts and your left hand will be used as toilet paper. I'm Dutch and was curious about the water bottle when I visited Indonesian friends in the Netherlands. Indonesia is a former colony of the Netherlands and we have quite some people from there living in the Netherlands.
I wipe with toilet paper and wet wipes as best as I can. But you are not always able to clean as good as you wish. So there will be always the "danger" of dirty traces. If I spot them, I will wash it off by hand with luke warm water and soap.
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: ManThong on June 10, 2017, 11:16:07 AM
As a child I lived in Europe and that was the first time I saw a bidet (I was born in America and grew up here).   Having never seen a bidet before I thought it looked really weird.  In fact I had no idea what that was - my mother had to explain it to me.  Apartments and hotels have a bidet.  Now I wish we had them here in America.  This just makes quite a lot of sense.
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: Thongman on June 11, 2017, 10:39:38 PM
I've never used a bidet either, but I'm thinking of getting one some time.  A brief glance at the attachable bidets on Amazon shows that at least some of them have adjustable temperature and water pressure.  Some of them can also produce a spray, but I've never heard anyone complain about water getting all over the place.
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: kiyoothong on June 12, 2017, 09:54:11 AM
In the Middle East, every toilet has a water hose and I used to clean my butt with that.

As for your dirty situation, I suggest you avoid wearing thongs when you're having diarrhea.
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: thongornothin on June 13, 2017, 09:08:23 AM
I don't have an issue with this and I wear white ones often and thongs exclusively. Sometimes I'll use the adult wet wipes at home, but that's maybe once a month, if that. Mainly, I just use tp. If you wipe into the hole (for lack of a better description) then it gets what is probably getting on your thong. You can't just wipe/clean the surface because the strap of the thong will dig in. So if you wipe/clean a little deeper, you won't have an issue, no matter the type of movement you're having. I hope this made sense!


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Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: kiyoothong on June 13, 2017, 11:18:50 PM
I don't have an issue with this and I wear white ones often and thongs exclusively. Sometimes I'll use the adult wet wipes at home, but that's maybe once a month, if that. Mainly, I just use tp. If you wipe into the hole (for lack of a better description) then it gets what is probably getting on your thong. You can't just wipe/clean the surface because the strap of the thong will dig in. So if you wipe/clean a little deeper, you won't have an issue, no matter the type of movement you're having. I hope this made sense!


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Haha, made perfect sense.
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: Thongman on June 14, 2017, 04:14:33 AM
I don't have an issue with this and I wear white ones often and thongs exclusively. Sometimes I'll use the adult wet wipes at home, but that's maybe once a month, if that. Mainly, I just use tp. If you wipe into the hole (for lack of a better description) then it gets what is probably getting on your thong. You can't just wipe/clean the surface because the strap of the thong will dig in. So if you wipe/clean a little deeper, you won't have an issue, no matter the type of movement you're having. I hope this made sense!


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thongornothin is right when he  says that you need to clean inside the "hole".  I was reluctant to spell it out in so many words when I posted other than to say to wipe VERY THOROUGHLY.  But thongornothin is right that you need to clean inside the "hole" if you wear thongs.

Unlike thongornothin, who prefers to use toilet paper alone, I prefer to use toilet pager, then use something moist (like wet wipes or tucks or whatever), and then dry off.  I find the wipe easier to use than toilet paper to clean inside the "hole".  And if you  do use some kind of moist wipe, you  will sometimes be surprised by the faint discoloration on the wipe at how much "residue" there still is on the surface even after you've wiped with toilet paper.

So I'd recommend moist wipes even to people that don't wear thongs -- at  least until they get bidets :-)  I once watched a YouTube video about why Americans don't use bidets.  They said that if you somehow got excrement on your arm, you wouldn't just wipe it off with toilet paper and forget about it.  You would wash that part of your arm.  The implication was that we should do the same to our asses.  But even if we do, we should still follow thongornothin's advice to clean inside the "hole".
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: sybok on June 19, 2017, 05:49:16 PM
Couldn't have said it better myself. Use wet wipes, and clean thoroughly inside the hole.
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: alexthonger on June 29, 2017, 10:45:58 AM
What I have learned is that if you have shaven hole this will make cleaning up in and around the area. I use toilet paper first until it clean, then I use a wet wipe. I haven't had stain issues ever since I have started to shave around the hole.
When you actually wipe with a lot of hair you are just smearing it around the hairs which makes it hard to clean.
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: kiyoothong on June 29, 2017, 12:14:56 PM
What I have learned is that if you have shaven hole this will make cleaning up in and around the area. I use toilet paper first until it clean, then I use a wet wipe. I haven't had stain issues ever since I have started to shave around the hole.
When you actually wipe with a lot of hair you are just smearing it around the hairs which makes it hard to clean.

You're right about that. Got waxed last month and my hole was easier to clean
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: alexthonger on June 29, 2017, 12:24:03 PM
What I have learned is that if you have shaven hole this will make cleaning up in and around the area. I use toilet paper first until it clean, then I use a wet wipe. I haven't had stain issues ever since I have started to shave around the hole.
When you actually wipe with a lot of hair you are just smearing it around the hairs which makes it hard to clean.

You're right about that. Got waxed last month and my hole was easier to clean
Did you get it waxed professionally?
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: kiyoothong on July 01, 2017, 01:34:30 PM

What I have learned is that if you have shaven hole this will make cleaning up in and around the area. I use toilet paper first until it clean, then I use a wet wipe. I haven't had stain issues ever since I have started to shave around the hole.
When you actually wipe with a lot of hair you are just smearing it around the hairs which makes it hard to clean.

You're right about that. Got waxed last month and my hole was easier to clean
Did you get it waxed professionally?

Yes I did. Got the lower body waxed and the damage was $100.
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: Str8thicknass on July 06, 2017, 08:28:54 PM

What I have learned is that if you have shaven hole this will make cleaning up in and around the area. I use toilet paper first until it clean, then I use a wet wipe. I haven't had stain issues ever since I have started to shave around the hole.
When you actually wipe with a lot of hair you are just smearing it around the hairs which makes it hard to clean.

You're right about that. Got waxed last month and my hole was easier to clean
Did you get it waxed professionally?

Yes I did. Got the lower body waxed and the damage was $100.
Yes, that was definitely damage 😑. Did  man or women do it? Could yiu share with us about the experience? If you have time. I might try it.

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Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: kiyoothong on July 08, 2017, 05:04:06 AM

What I have learned is that if you have shaven hole this will make cleaning up in and around the area. I use toilet paper first until it clean, then I use a wet wipe. I haven't had stain issues ever since I have started to shave around the hole.
When you actually wipe with a lot of hair you are just smearing it around the hairs which makes it hard to clean.

You're right about that. Got waxed last month and my hole was easier to clean
Did you get it waxed professionally?

Yes I did. Got the lower body waxed and the damage was $100.
Yes, that was definitely damage 😑. Did  man or women do it? Could yiu share with us about the experience? If you have time. I might try it.

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Okay, so my wax therapist was a 50 year old Russian lady. She told me to take everything off but I kept my thong on.
So the whole waxing session was 30 min and during our session she kept the conversation going. We just talked about our daily lives and our background. Anyway, the wax wasnt that painful. My calves hurt the most but it was bearable. She used soft wax for my balls and that actually felt nice.
I got Brazilian done towards the end. She told me to take off my thong (she actually used the word thong) and then I was asked to do a cat yoga position. So I did that position with my ass facing her. She just used two strips. One, two and my asshole hair was gone.

Make sure you exfoliate everyday after you get waxed. Also use lotion
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: Str8thicknass on July 08, 2017, 05:30:28 AM
Oh, very interesting. So, it was a comfortable vibe? Nice how she so nonchalantly asked you to take off your Thong (she definitely noticed 😊). I think I wouldve felt just so vulnerable in the cat position. But it couldve been a lil hot 😆.

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Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: kiyoothong on July 09, 2017, 04:39:48 PM
Haha yeah, she obviously noticed my thong.
There are many wax therapists out there, but I think you should go with someone old and experienced if you're getting waxed for the first time. My therapist was highly experienced and she certainly made me comfortable.
Anyway, I'm gonna see her again. Maybe this week.
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: jakesmith11 on July 27, 2017, 10:39:37 AM
I don't know why but iv always been turned on by dirty thongs.. em.. I just am.
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: arizracs on September 05, 2019, 04:36:19 PM
I have a very good method of cleaning your anus for thong wearing. I like to use a Baking Soda, Honey, & Water Solution and make it into a paste. Mix it with a fork in a small bowl or cup and then first rinse you butt and anus to remove any particles from your last bowel movement. Then simply apply and rub your anus and crotch area generously with the solution. Rub thoroughly, and and let it stay there for at least 5 minutes. Then just rinse everything off like you're taking a shower to clean your butt. And... Viola!!! After you're done with your bath, and drying yourself with a towel, your anus will be clean and the poop smells will be eliminated, or at least almost eliminated! Trust me! It sounds strange and cringy, but it works! Use the Baking Soda & Honey solution after EVERY bowel movement you have when you bathe. Now I should say of course, bowel movements during the day while we're thonged up, is inevitable, but I swear by my bathing method.
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: underlvr on September 07, 2019, 08:54:27 AM
Hey guys,

Not trying to be gross but does anyone have a problem with keeping their thongs clean? Wore a white one the other day and I can honestly say that I religiously wipe well, but there were still marks. Is this the norm? Should I use wet wipes ? Any info would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks,

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Never really had troubles there - good diet, wipe well, if you feel like you have to go, don’t hold it just go quickly.  If your stomach isn’t right, don’t wear thongs.  Otherwise, soap/water and make sure you don’t have too much hair back there...me, i have none and it’s a whole lot easier!
Title: Re: A dirty situation
Post by: dapotatoman23 on October 23, 2022, 08:53:01 PM
if there isn't a bidet:
before going, wet a few layers of toilet paper first to make it easier to wipe. i usually wipe dry first, then when I feel it's clean, wipe with the wet ones until you're sure it's completely clean. then wipe again with dry ones just to finish it off. you can also bring wet wipes, but ensure they dont have any irritants.