I see lots of posts on here about removing the hair down there, but if you're like me... Maybe you just want it gone... Period.
I got laser hair removal in St. Louis when I still lived there and it has been fantastic! At the time, the package I got was the "Male Grooming" package, but today most places just call it a Manzilian. After about 8 years, I have no regrets and I've had minimal maintenance. I do have a few stray hairs in a few spots but they are so easy to shave that it's not been an issue. I plan on getting a touch-up soon in Dallas, but for me, it was easy, the techs were great and didn't give me hard time or make me feel uncomfortable at any time, and it was worth every penny. And as a bonus, it's MUCH cheaper now than when I had it done.
TL;DR... If you want it gone for good... Pay someone to fire high powered lasers at it. It's a little painful but not bad at all compared to what you might be imagining.
