So we were at at family cookout on the fourth and it was blazing hot and humid. I put on my skimpiest g string and thinnest part of shorts I could find. Granted thes were quite old and a lot thinner than I thought. I went to get a drink from the cooler and my wife came up an whispered that the whole back seam had let go and ,y bum was there for all to see. Luckily I was able to keep mt back turned or sat in a lawn chair until it got dark. It’s one thing to have strangers see your body parts, but a bit weird for family members. Needless to say I don’t think many others saw my mishap.
