The title almost comes off as pornographic - but I assure you - this moment was far from that.
I was upstairs sleeping and had just woken up when I heard a strange noise - sort of like a scraping sound. I had thought a possum or raccoon had gotten into the kitchen. So, I start walking downstairs with just my thong. As I descended I made a bit of noise to help scare off any animals that might have made their way into my kitchen. Then I saw the maid's dust pan in the hallway. I had forgotten that it was cleaning day and the maid had let herself in - as she always does. She was in the kitchen cleaning away and I was around the corner in my skimpy thong. Whoops!
I remember popping my head out around the wall so that the rest of my body could not be seen and saying something to her about how I was surprised or forgot that she was coming to clean today. Then, I quickly scurried upstairs to put on a pair of pants.
So, it wasn't embarrassing - more like a near miss. And, had she seen me like that it probably would have come off as some creepy sexual advance. That would have made me feel horrible. So, yeah, that was damn close!
